transister.social

Also I’ve been thinking about a blog about how I don’t understand my washing machine and how that exposes a fundamental flaw in society (possibly capitalism but definitely not ginnyism)

gonna post the shit out of some memes today

basically boys are silly

i have therapy today and im gonna tell her I’ve fallen back on my old coping strategies: posting memes and registering new domain names (2 so far!)

fuck it we just go gayer, really get aggressively faggy

it was an educational day

“Hey we need to talk”

me: “oh neat I like doing that now!!”

why do i love running sudo dnf update so much

sometimes i even reboot after

wearing cute clothes is goated

“Following only” posts would be more useful to me than “Followers only”

if I had a life worth writing a memoir about it would be titled “wait what the fuck I’m straight?”

Amazon really thinks I need these pet toy storage bins which at first seemed weird because I don’t have any pets but then again I do have a fedi account so I think it’s encouragement to have friends over and be a good host

pixelfed dude posts an immature clap back about their links being blocked on instagram.

Broadly speaking, the replies fall into two camps, curiously defined by demographics:

• from men: “boom! Good letter bro u showed them! from the depths of hell i stab thee!”

• from women: “lol are you 12, good job with the project ig but maybe get some adult supervision for the talking parts smh”

when life gives you lemons, grab the gin

(me I’m the gin you should grab, may I recommend the butt or boobs)

I was more one of those “cult of personality” ppl so I could run to canada and start my own agricult to have my own fedi harem to grow potatoes or whatever you do in the more cozy asexual cults.

I think we have all the specialties we’d need:

✅ tech is covered lol.
✅ security and gun stockpiling
✅ eye / arm / cuddle candy
✅ board games and hobbies
✅ expert on local foliage, bugs, and wildlife
✅ transportation and logicstics specialists (potatoe distribution)
❌ transphobic policies and rules
✅ eepy girls
✅ friendly humanoid robots and pets and dolls
✅ fucking adorable
✅ speak a canadia language
❌ small closets as “bedrooms”
✅ several FFXIV guilds probably
✅ someone to remove spiders or small pests
✅ I already own a drill and screwdriver and both are cordless (maintenance covered)
✅ nowhere else to go to be accepted and supported by a society that despises us

Just need potatoes really

I have spent over 30 minutes seriously contemplating fleeing to live on a canadian blueberry farm

“How to immigrate to Canada through one of our permanent residence programs for skilled workers, family, entrepreneurs and more”

awesome im all four of those things especially and more