transister.social

pixelfed dude posts an immature clap back about their links being blocked on instagram.

Broadly speaking, the replies fall into two camps, curiously defined by demographics:

• from men: “boom! Good letter bro u showed them! from the depths of hell i stab thee!”

• from women: “lol are you 12, good job with the project ig but maybe get some adult supervision for the talking parts smh”

when life gives you lemons, grab the gin

(me I’m the gin you should grab, may I recommend the butt or boobs)

I was more one of those “cult of personality” ppl so I could run to canada and start my own agricult to have my own fedi harem to grow potatoes or whatever you do in the more cozy asexual cults.

I think we have all the specialties we’d need:

✅ tech is covered lol.
✅ security and gun stockpiling
✅ eye / arm / cuddle candy
✅ board games and hobbies
✅ expert on local foliage, bugs, and wildlife
✅ transportation and logicstics specialists (potatoe distribution)
❌ transphobic policies and rules
✅ eepy girls
✅ friendly humanoid robots and pets and dolls
✅ fucking adorable
✅ speak a canadia language
❌ small closets as “bedrooms”
✅ several FFXIV guilds probably
✅ someone to remove spiders or small pests
✅ I already own a drill and screwdriver and both are cordless (maintenance covered)
✅ nowhere else to go to be accepted and supported by a society that despises us

Just need potatoes really

I have spent over 30 minutes seriously contemplating fleeing to live on a canadian blueberry farm

“How to immigrate to Canada through one of our permanent residence programs for skilled workers, family, entrepreneurs and more”

awesome im all four of those things especially and more

decades ago a friend said he’d be a slut if he was a woman and I said “oh no, if a was a woman I’d respect my body” and I don’t know how this raised no questions

also i was a little bit wrong but life is the process of finding out who you are

mixed up aromatic and aromantic in therapy and now I’m wondering if my therapist was confused

sexist men get extra mad at trans women because they can’t say “guess she’s on her period” when she is angry

my posting activity chart quite effectively tracks my mood

it will never not be funny to me that ginny’s first time in a queer space, not knowing what to say she’s just like “hey im not trans but i want to be a girl and pretty and called a girl name and despise everything masc including myself; this is something new and completely different, is there a name for it?”

looks cute when hair hangs in my face but girl is it annoying when I wanna use my eyes for something

in more refined spaces I identify as a “pubescent divorcee and single parent” which is vibes

I love here that google ai is also trying to take down Amazon a peg by including their logo

also now I gotta wonder what this robot thinks pegging is, probably like a ring toss game

at first I fell for the anti-business talking point that ai is “stealing jobs” by automating mansplaning, but then I realized boys do that shit for free and there is no stopping them

do corporations go to heaven? when the constitution or whatever imbued them with human rights or sentience does that mean they deserve an afterlife

what if they’re up there, and one day im getting ice cream and there’s Enron vibing in heaven with a malted while playing one of those mobile slot machine apps with the volume on max

usb-c? that's right, it goes in the hdmi hole