transister.social

wait how the fuck am i supposed to go up the stairs

i struggle a lot with loneliness so my therapist always asks me how I “spend time with myself” (which is super gay and she only gets away with it because she’s trans or I would roll my eyes at her so hard)

Anyway in preparation for this question I treated myself to a nice bath while reading a leaked boeing report and occasionally playing with a little boat too

Sharkey maybe misskey question: what are “Featured” notes?

this tab view doesn’t appear in Overview (the default landing tab of a profile) but does if you select the Notes tab on someone’s profile

forget the fried rice, i think an egg made these fortune cookies

autistic girl infodumping is a white noise machine you can cuddle with

how indeed

“I only let men who betray gender norms tell me what to do”, me to my male boss, January 2025

cube

sup fellow tomatoes

normal people are so fucking weird !!!!!!

thankfully men think “trans only!” on their grindr will aid them on their chasecapades

ffs estrogen needs stronger warnings cuz i just thought “hehe i really like this guy’s smile, he’s cute” and like what the fuck you gotta let a girl know shit like that is a possibility

being a very lightweight demisexual

i noticed if i update my profile the server's cpu spikes to 100% for about 5 seconds

fedi has, by far, the horniest asexual people

one time my manager asked me why I prefer spelling my name with a lower case g and I had to make something up because I was too shy to say “because lowercase g looks cuter” and so instead I said “because uppercase G looks so angry, just look at it” 😎

yes where does this entitely imaginary slippery slope end

hometown pride selfie ✈️

y’all dating is hard when parts of me think the biggest red flag a person could have is expressing interest in me

person: subtle indication they approve of me as a human
brain: “girl wtf is wrong with them stay away”

cishet ppl: why do so many queer ppl get horny for trains

trains: