transister.social

“I only let men who betray gender norms tell me what to do”, me to my male boss, January 2025

cube

sup fellow tomatoes

normal people are so fucking weird !!!!!!

thankfully men think “trans only!” on their grindr will aid them on their chasecapades

ffs estrogen needs stronger warnings cuz i just thought “hehe i really like this guy’s smile, he’s cute” and like what the fuck you gotta let a girl know shit like that is a possibility

being a very lightweight demisexual

i noticed if i update my profile the server's cpu spikes to 100% for about 5 seconds

fedi has, by far, the horniest asexual people

one time my manager asked me why I prefer spelling my name with a lower case g and I had to make something up because I was too shy to say “because lowercase g looks cuter” and so instead I said “because uppercase G looks so angry, just look at it” 😎

yes where does this entitely imaginary slippery slope end

hometown pride selfie ✈️

y’all dating is hard when parts of me think the biggest red flag a person could have is expressing interest in me

person: subtle indication they approve of me as a human
brain: “girl wtf is wrong with them stay away”

cishet ppl: why do so many queer ppl get horny for trains

trains:

to uninstall a program in windows i search for “install” and choose “Installed apps”; since the settings panel is called “installed apps” it won’t appear if i search for “uninstall”, that just gives “uninstall updates”.

what the fuck man

im way cuter than other gins

I’m goated at noticing when the background of a show has something in the background I can squint at and see the trans pride flag colors

How’s everyone’s 2020 part 6 going so far

“He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake”

bro “for goodness sake” is gaslighting, you literally just threatened me with his omniscience

I don’t think I’m aromantic but tbh I haven’t felt romantic attraction to someone for 30 years and I think those times were just gender envy :3