transister.social

here’s something that makes you think: butts

these fishes gay

Apple image AI really leans into emphasizing what it perceives as my gender and I find it unusable. It’s kinda unimpressive overall anyway, but its output feels like a fucking transphobic meme designed to antagonize trans women.

At least the cis ppl get uncanny valley selfies, as a treat 🙄

my therapist asked me yesterday if I was putting together my own sorta reverse-harem and i said:

"no, i just have to keep a few different boys around because they're useful for different things

"sometimes i need a boy who can fix things around the house, sometimes i need a boy who can stand around quietly and look good... heck sometimes i need a boy that's really a girl and hasn't figured it out yet!!"

in the way that therapists do, she just looked at me and waited.

remember to never play the lottery, that's how they catch time travelers

if you're upset with someone, stop and count to 10. if by 8 you aren't feeling better throw a sucker punch they never fucking expect it

yes you are absolutely free to call your anti-aging product "groomie's choice" i'm just saying you *shouldn't*

umm i like boy kissin’ but they have a tendency to turn out to be girls

best part about electrolysis is not having to talk, honestly worth getting electrocuted for sometimes

resilience, then resistance

living my truth by showing the world it’s okay to be straight, it’s not something to be ashamed of or hide

i wonder how many trans realizations are directly tied to political bullshittery

Fuck I’m cute

I hope Melissa is ok

If I had been born cis I would have been that girl that totally talks a big game but chickens out and doesnt kiss another girl

oh my god ~ I’m going through an experience where a guy Im interested in cracks their egg and me here i cant stop myself thinking “this is not what I signed up for” what the hell is wrong with me

this one time I went to this Korean bbq / sushi place in Canada, and they kicked me out (I’m an American) for cooking the sushi on the little grill and my gf at the time was really embarrassed

queer boys 🥺👉👈