transister.social

oh noooo my 9 year old doesn’t know the “look at your messages on your device” look yet

how can she survive

Can we get an order of Mike and Ike’s for the table

slowly
across your consciousness
the end credits start
to roll
into view

I think a cuddle would cure me 🥺

wooo weekend, yeehaw let’s go wild and do needle drugs (estradiol)

Normally my bloodwork results take a day, but im now on day 5 and still waiting 😭

brain: “i want validation and attention . but btw im feeling sex repulsed rn”

me: “welp im out of ideas”

my kingdom for a single, age appropriate straight man without a fear of penises

(“my kingdom” is the name of my penis)

o o

gonna get this guy to walk me through his statement of being a pansexual only attracted to cis and trans women

honey that's just a straight person

I'm procrastinating. Do you want a lot of posts? Because you're gonna get a lot of posts.

hey i know amazon does all sorts of bad shit but credit where it's due: they did do a very thorough job reaching out to tell me one of their uncertified products will burn down my house and kill me

#tech

oh ffs google ai just went #notallmen at me

it has been 0 days since a cis guy used harry potter to flirt with a trans girl 🙄

now that it’s socially acceptable for me to be bratty, dorky, and silly,, flirting is actually fun instead of feeling like I’m playing a German board game i bought used and the instructions are missing and there’s some extra pieces from different games thrown in by accident oh and the box has a hole in it

18 year work anniversary :akko_derp:

it's a long weekend coming up, who wants to get together and cry?!

yo! everyone! i figured it out! THIS is the Bad Place!

…

now fucking reboot us michael

it felt like it was after midnight but i looked up and its not even 9:30 what the fuck