transister.social

my estranged brother unexpectedly sent me an amazon gift card what should i spend it on 🤔

Hope you had a nice hallloeerrrn

onesies are great but they are hard to get in and out of! I’ve solved this dilemma with my new product - the two piece onesie !

kinda cool, i was hyperfocused on something for a good bit after 3 months of meh

“Updates to the Zelle® Transfer Service Addendum” are words written by a sick society

ugg who keeps wearing my pajamas and getting ice cream all over on them because she was really fucking excited about it yum it was chocolate

Programming has been a core part of my identity for 30 years. It’s so strange to say it’s not part of who i am anymore.

but hell,, I’ve been through bigger changes than that :D

when i encounter a chaser on dating apps (v freq) my mission becomes: get HIM to block ME

i lose if I get bored before having accomplished this goal

“I’ve never been that attracted to boobs, but it would be wild to have a pair. Like. What would that be like!” ~”cis” me to friends

my daughter, exasperated: “i don’t care about hula hoops. *they’re just rings*. i don’t want to hear about them At All!”

some of the closeted folks on queer dating apps are kinda heartbreaking

humans are the infinite monkeys and we're doing pretty good because one of us already wrote hamlet

edited the hell out of that post lol

i grew my hair out for my birthday what do you think

(alt text is AI’s unedited take on it 🥴)

got my hair cut 🥰

nobody prepared me for how bad men are at talking to women hooooff

getting my eyebrows done for the first time because I’ve been too scared and I’m scared

romance isn’t dead 🥰

oh god i think this is an actual real thing

gasp a femboy just came into the restaurant where I’m eating lunch

it’s like seeing a double rainbow
what a special day