transister.social

when i encounter a chaser on dating apps (v freq) my mission becomes: get HIM to block ME

i lose if I get bored before having accomplished this goal

“I’ve never been that attracted to boobs, but it would be wild to have a pair. Like. What would that be like!” ~”cis” me to friends

my daughter, exasperated: “i don’t care about hula hoops. *they’re just rings*. i don’t want to hear about them At All!”

some of the closeted folks on queer dating apps are kinda heartbreaking

humans are the infinite monkeys and we're doing pretty good because one of us already wrote hamlet

edited the hell out of that post lol

i grew my hair out for my birthday what do you think

(alt text is AI’s unedited take on it 🥴)

got my hair cut 🥰

nobody prepared me for how bad men are at talking to women hooooff

getting my eyebrows done for the first time because I’ve been too scared and I’m scared

romance isn’t dead 🥰

oh god i think this is an actual real thing

gasp a femboy just came into the restaurant where I’m eating lunch

it’s like seeing a double rainbow
what a special day

that’s a left swipe from me bro

just fyi about dating at my age, there are dudes on dating sites who say they are widows with the zest of accomplishment

sometimes I wonder

watching re:zero and waiting for Felix to appear

My psychiatrist told me I should see if my testosterone is too low

it’s fun watching a transphobe mentally decide if complaining about service at a restaurant is worth talking to me to commiserate with :akko_shrug:

Usually they decide yes! I’m less offensive than slow service apparently, which a girl likes to know about herself