transister.social

it’s paywalled, i give up

is “homoromantic heterosexual” a thing

hiii

coincidentally i am in that issue of girlie magazine

watching my murder shows who wants to cuddle

yeeeeahhh

i heard that trans men eat a lot of salads because they're herbefores

new pajamas also it is 630 aka pajamas time

:3

breakups are even more fraught if your account is hosted on your now exgf’s homeserver

i might not have any rizz ? :(

“are you serious?” well the probability waveform doesn’t collapse until you react

umm yeah i got blocked lol #stillsingle

seasonal reminder: the song “the monster mash” is about a dance called “the monster mash” from a song called “the monster mash”, that isn’t our song, “the monster mash”

at least a few

You don’t meet all that many people named Babette these days

hey cutie u wanna netflix and dissociate

egg_irl

look i tried shutting up, it isn’t my fault that my face is basically subtitled

when i would consume shitty popular media like twilight i told people it was research for my comedy; doing improv you have to know current popular culture (actually somewhat true)

but now i can just say im reliving my teens as the girl i never got to be and cis people get awkward and drop the subject instantly