transister.social

occasionally my air conditioner gets sad about something and stops

even though it’s still too hot

I’ve been reaching out to some ppl i have been anxieghosting for years, only one has been mean/weird about it (he might be a billionaire now so I guess technically I’ve called for him to be guillotined which could be seen in negative light vis-à-vis a friendship)

When I redesigned my website it had a spot in the template for customer reviews so, I was gonna add a bunch but only the bad things people say like “I can’t believe she’s 10 years older than us” , “i remember her bitch ass from two months ago” , *ghosted me*

my rental car smells lightly of boy body odor and i doubt society sees this as a valid reason to exchange the entire car for a new car with different smells

im a huge writing and typing nerd so of course I preordered this

https://prelaunch.com/projects/byok-bring-your-own-keyboard-the-ultimate-tool-for-distraction-free-writing?userId=u28kbkAl8lI2OWPnwO47

any pizza is a single serving if you believe in yourself

if i get approved i think i'm gonna move to chaosfem.tw

mastodon.social is kinda lonely

remember to occasionally check in with your girlfriend’s girlfriends

more guys should be bi

the leopards ate my face

new keyboard who dis

picking up lunch and the restaurant manager is scolding people about chicken tenders

I’ve heard the phrase “chicken tenders is money” a lot in the past few minutes and before today I’d never heard it at all

if I stand like this it looks like I have a butt and hips, kinda

talking shit about the musical Cats

let's all have a soup party!

192.168.127.4:/volume1/trans-wrongs 11T 762G 9.8T 8% /mnt/trans-rights

setting up my nas :)

saw this and thought of u bae ❤️

I'm gay

i wanna host a call in show but ppl call in to infodump about trains or birds or whatever

my role is to calmly dissociate while you talk and occasionally ask a silly question or take a little nap

i also will get notably enthusiastic for all puns made