transister.social

girl are you my life responsibilities because I’ve been putting off doing you for way too long

dressing up as sexy velma is a betrayal to the character

i occasionally sit back to consider each of the many different ways im abnormal, it takes days

I don’t think “i added it to my grindr profile” is gonna get me full marks on my therapy homework D:

*plays it cool* im a responsible adahlt

Thank you for letting me be the 12 year old girl i hormonally literally am, she’s fucking nuts lol it’s hilarious watching her pilot a much older body, just trying to blend in and play it cool

Being able to put up with my bullshit is sexy as hell.

i think I was just really weird in a lot of ways so the gender stuff had lots of space to hide

i only get to shave my legs once between laser sessions and that was today and I keep feeling how soft and smoooooooth they are

girls compliment other girls without being creeps and that is pretty neat

it's this whole layer of communication boys are excluded from. which is also pretty neat.

someone should come kiss me in my summer dress

anyway I’m gonna go be gay in the summer sun ,, its hot and so am i

im still annoyed my brother told me all my friends are bourgeois, talking down to me like the only people struggling are his conservative-ass misconceptions on the working class

yeah im pretty clockable anyway but i carry around the blahaj just to make sure

some people like the sound of my dulcet tones , no i cannot currently name any specific names why

siri u bitch just ask me to sing more softly u dont have to get all passive aggressive about it

my new credit card didn't have a signature panel so i signed it on the magnetic strip

does anyone know if a sharpie effects magnetism how bad did i fuck up on this one

probably should get a domain name like something super queer and gay and dragons

my therapy homework, as i am interpreting it, is to form a d&d group and since its the only app i really use, it will be done on grindr