transister.social

yeah im pretty clockable anyway but i carry around the blahaj just to make sure

some people like the sound of my dulcet tones , no i cannot currently name any specific names why

siri u bitch just ask me to sing more softly u dont have to get all passive aggressive about it

my new credit card didn't have a signature panel so i signed it on the magnetic strip

does anyone know if a sharpie effects magnetism how bad did i fuck up on this one

probably should get a domain name like something super queer and gay and dragons

my therapy homework, as i am interpreting it, is to form a d&d group and since its the only app i really use, it will be done on grindr

today I learned I have therapy today

one of my blahajs got dirty D:

look at how pretty i am !

onlyfans but just for posting 45 minute audio clips of infodumps about trains, space, cameras or whatever

sir your estradiol is ready but your progesterone is out of stock for a few days

as a mature adult i did not jokingly reply “great what am i supposed to put up my butt while i wait” and that’s why im still allowed at this pharmacy

"Can’t decide if you want to go to a strip club or a bar this Saturday? Thanks to a state law that recently took effect, you won’t have to choose."

shit was wild here before that recent law passed but now we can /legally/ stay home

my first partner was cis,,. I know we don’t make a lot of noise about that kind of thing now, but back then it was a big deal

“sir” three times

possible homosexual tendencies

my kiddo got a button maker and she made me a pun!

wait furiosa isn’t a furry thing

what the hell

had to talk to my insurance person about my car accident and at the end of the call he said “hey question for you, since you’re a normal person…”

ppl who put their job level on their dating profiles are weird

I don’t need to know you are an SDE II nor am I impressed

“How to quickly make $500 a month on Apple stock before WWDC!!”

Spoiler: have well over a million dollars in Apple stock