transister.social

my phone autocorrect keeps changing words to “love” , like it’s trying to sabotage me

i miss having an account to go crazy on, where do all the cool girls with mental illnesses hang out

trans-lator

“bottom” -> “bottom”
“verse bottom” -> “bottom”
“verse” -> “bottom”
“verse top” -> “bottom”
“top” -> “bottom”

it’s bottoms all the way down

I went to see “I Saw the TV Glow” last night, highly recommend going to see it if you can - and I very strongly recommend not reading anything about it or watching the trailer (especially if you are trans)

It’s fun to see in a theater because afterwards all the cis people are like “what the hell was that movie about”

microsoft replaced a tool that made "paste" always paste plain text with "an AI enhanced tool that enables you to intelligently paste the text from your clipboard into any format needed"

fuck you too microsoft, fuck you very very much

#tech

do bald guys not like it if you use their head like a drum

i wonder if the peanuts comic strip is so popular because it sounds like penis send toot

i know im ugly but im still cute as hell

my dating goal: kiss someone named every month of the year

does anyone have an available friend named october

this is my first free weekend in about 9 years, what do people do for fun this decade

sitting at a table with 5 other trans people is nice because when i say something frustrating about how society treats women, instead of gaslighting me they get an exasperated look and share their own examples

trains pride

"i got yelled at and told to apologize again at work; i know i need to just shut up and keep my opinion to myself. lesson learned!"

narrator: "it wasn't"

most people don’t get to be trans, poor chumps

egg_irl irl

joking around with my 9 year old and I offhandedly mentioned I can talk to sharks and it’s one of the benefits of being trans and now she thinks I have aquatic powers

maybe I should start taking my adhd medication again

approximating years as consisting of 365 days is formally called a “vague year”

also there are a lot of types of year, like , there are some real year nerds out there and most of them dig astrology or astronomy or smth idk the difference haven’t read those pages yet

kid: “oh my gosh is that a cloning chamber with a built in water slide???”

me: “you have no idea how much I love you”

therapy homework !