transister.social

irl friends are weird because they dont imagine me as my profile pic

they woudnt even recognize it as me

so weoird

this is what I sound like when i imbue my namesake alcohol

ginny with a Gee I’d like to be her friend

ginny, like notable 90s rock band the Gin Blossoms, not like forest gumps gal

ginny, like the booze and not the phone number girl

Alaska Airlines wants me to subscribe to their airline for $5 a month and im sad this isn’t a joke

im bi so the fact that i post jokes about kissing cisboys is proof that sexuality is not a choice

quite literally i have been alone in the woods with bears several times despite not being outdoorsy, not once has a bear been a problem

i have not fared as well with ,like… men in rooms

over on cis facebook, people are upset that women would rather be alone in the forest with a bear than a strange man

most of the time in the woods ur with a bear anyway ,for free

years ago i invited a potential friend over to a bbq but i forgot most people like buns with their hamburgers and also toppings

we didnt hang out again

have they started making shirts printed backwards so they look right in selfies and tiktoks

🖼️

real men become women

having left her nest to seek out necessary provisions, we here are treated to a rare picture of a ginny out in the wild

hmm should i go to sleep like a good girl or stay up judging all my decisions and choices

oh gee they just both sound so fun and healthy

a very merry mae day to you all

me: *sitting around on her ass*

apple watch: “congratulations on your new fitness record!!”

yeah fuck you too watch

"you're not replaceable, that easily."

thanks for the morale boost im really motivated now so hard

got unfriended on facebook for pointing out the inanity of "you put a cover on your ipad because you value it, so girls should dress modestly and cover themselves"

found a video of me signing up for mastodon a year ago !!