transister.social

im bored at McDonald’s gonna be posting a bunch of nonsense just fyi

“im an award winning author” yeah so am i bitch second grade writing contest we all got ribbons

aint so fuckin hard

i mistakenly swiped right on a conservative dude ONCE and now it’s half of what bumble shows me ,,, probably because they think I’m really desperate since I did that and that id settle for a brainless genocidal asshole

this is why my phone doesn’t have so many mcbumbles

i wanna meet the product manager that decided they would sort the available watch face colors by … date

yoshi is totally a hufflepuff

this week 3 people I worked with closely in the past were all unceremoniously laid off despite being way better at their job than I am at mine

so “doing a good job” won’t work im gonna try “don’t get noticed” for a bit and hope they forget about me, it worked while I was on mental health leave!

oh wow apple watch by default shows grindr pictures you get sent , on the watch face just , without warning, and i was fucking not prepared for that

nor can i imagine that being a good idea under almost any circumstances ffs

minnie minnie mel mel minnie minnie mel mel

be careful i think that girl’s trans so she probably owns a shark

according to my kiddo this Bluey character is transgender, and she insists it’s canonical despite not knowing what “canonical” means

at work:

“i don’t like to use that prefix, its a long story. it involves furries!”

*awkward silence*

“id tell u more but im still working on how to make it even more funny, it’s already pretty good though”

*confused silence*

“i mean it made my therapist laugh and she has NO sense of humor”

*uncomfortable silence*

“I use ‘pico’ because it reminds me of salsa”

coworker finally: “good to have you back mae, it hasn’t been the same without you”

“i dont like salsa but it’s just for fun”

short skirt and long legs, the ginny mae way

“terminally online culture” implies the existence of “gui online culture”

life has been a series of failed insight checks lately

/j mostly :3

ginny mae? more like ginny gay

my kid calls turn-based rpgs “Pokémon-likes” and oh no

im cute as hell

your teeth are your skeleton escaping

“I hate to be blunt”

*enjoys being blunt*

i rarely drink anymore and when i do it fascinates me society decided alcohol would be the legal, socially acceptable(ish) drug

i mean shit a lot of stuff fascinates me when im drunk but still