transister.social

I’m gonna delete this one after my shower i just needed to get it off my chest it started about content warnings in my head but went a different way

holy shit am i am terrible at breaking things off with people, it's so much better to just stay in terrible relationships that worked for me really well my whole cis life (it actually worked *very* poorly)

oh thank you apple health I might not have noticed I was getting fatter that was a very critical notification I needed right. fucking. now.

ginny business-speak decoder ring: “for reasons i wont dig too deep into” means “transphobia”

“walk of shame” except i just fell asleep in my work clothes at 8 PM

back at work ive had to explain why i left suddenly and kept having to explain what the hell a fediverse is

i went from saying “fediverse” to “mastodon” to “fake twitter” but now I just call it my “online trans support group” which … isn’t inaccurate

iPhone thinks i care way more than I actually do about light rain : im in fuckin seattle this is not a critical alert mf

my printer started asserting dominance by doing fuck-knows-what but loudly, just randomly throughout the day

can’t turn it off tho what if i need to print or scan

or copy

someone at work asked why people follow me and the best i could think of was “ im usually not very annoying and im really pretty and gay”

gotta update my profile later

when i am into someone i get a heart necklace in their favorite color, a tradition that harkens back literally countless months (too lazy to search my amazon history to count them)

sometimes i imagine my boobs having a conversation about how wild it is they just got signal to grow after so long dormant

told someone even before I was trans I would “dress up butch” when I went to get my car serviced and they just said it was surprising it took decades for me to realize i was a woman

car behind me at mcdonalds honked because i was taking too long but the girl giving me my coffee had a nice necklace with a moon on it and her name was luna so we had a lot of shit to talk about calm down probably-a-cis-person

i don’t get voice assistants or why my apple so desperately wants me to use siri

i dont particularly like talking to people why would i want to talk to my *phone*

talking on my phone is something i actively avoid doing

every time.

every. single. time.

cis parent asking for advice *after* taking their trans teen son on a trip to florida without preparing him AT ALL

yeah i got some fucking advice for you

if you send me an order ship email that links the tracking number to your website and it makes me log in, I don’t know how to finish this but i fucking hate you and you can’t have any shrimp 🍤

since im back to work wednesday i logged onto my work laptop for the first time in a while and sent my manager an email titled “the April mae update!” to let her know im back soon

i feel bad to have deprived them of me
i really do

“chosen gender” do you mean my assigned gender because i didn’t choose anything, i was born a girl and y’all just fucked up the paperwork