transister.social

calling the girl in a skirt “sir” then asking her for a $20 donation to your basketball team you aren’t even wearing a jersey or have a sign for is a bold move im sorry it didnt work out (not soeey)

im making some shrimps tonight if anyone wants any

nice trans lady seeks friend with benefits (major medical which provides WPATH 8 soc)

there’s no way i don’t own xenoblade already

most ppl don’t know but heaven and hell are the same place you just gotta watch unskippable 30 second Wordscapes ads every so often (they have those in heaven too but you get 10 diamonds for watching them)

the most toxic thing about internet culture is calling everything “drama”

having something happen to me that will impact how I interact with everybody both online and irl for the rest of my life as “fedi drama”, akin to two mods getting in a dick measuring fight is…… not a great feeling or helpful to someone healing from trauma-induced ptsd

ffs grow up, “internet people” are real human beings

my therapist told me im “S-tier” at being mentally ill and I don’t think I was supposed to be proud but ive dedicated my entire life to the practice

yeah so i was reading my timeline and not paying full attention and

im a true bisexual: i like both short people and tall people

im more of a tree kisser than a tree puncher, so I never got much into minecraft

I tried out that AFK Journey game but there was way too much game playing so i uninstalled it

i wish this was a joke

services that try to be friendly by including my name ironically do the opposite cuz I still have my dumbname on so many accounts :3

i have giant sausage fingers why put a commonly used navigation button tiny pixels away from the “delete everything you just wrote” button

oh i didnt wanna complain about it because its a cool free tool someone built and what have i ever done, but i'm really glad the plural plugin removed the link it added to every post (it took up a LOT of space on my timeline showing very redundant link previews. at least while certain people were awake and posting lol.)

are they asking me questions about myself because theyre interested in me , or trying to social engineer my password 🤔

“you know a lot of people with the last name …. McGrindr?”

yeah truuueee but i also know a few McBumbles and surprisingly one McFacebookDating(!)

keeps em all bunched together nice in the contacts app

my niece asked me how i would survive in a hunter/gatherer society but wouldn’t accept my answer of “id help them with their cell phones “