transister.social

my therapist told me im “S-tier” at being mentally ill and I don’t think I was supposed to be proud but ive dedicated my entire life to the practice

yeah so i was reading my timeline and not paying full attention and

im a true bisexual: i like both short people and tall people

im more of a tree kisser than a tree puncher, so I never got much into minecraft

I tried out that AFK Journey game but there was way too much game playing so i uninstalled it

i wish this was a joke

services that try to be friendly by including my name ironically do the opposite cuz I still have my dumbname on so many accounts :3

i have giant sausage fingers why put a commonly used navigation button tiny pixels away from the “delete everything you just wrote” button

oh i didnt wanna complain about it because its a cool free tool someone built and what have i ever done, but i'm really glad the plural plugin removed the link it added to every post (it took up a LOT of space on my timeline showing very redundant link previews. at least while certain people were awake and posting lol.)

are they asking me questions about myself because theyre interested in me , or trying to social engineer my password 🤔

“you know a lot of people with the last name …. McGrindr?”

yeah truuueee but i also know a few McBumbles and surprisingly one McFacebookDating(!)

keeps em all bunched together nice in the contacts app

my niece asked me how i would survive in a hunter/gatherer society but wouldn’t accept my answer of “id help them with their cell phones “

sometimes my new phone makes new noises and I dont know why, like it keeps making this very aggressive doalaloop alert and i don’t even know what app is making it go doopaloooio but it sounds angry

i like pretending im a gorl at least

sorta glad trans month of visibility is over so i can boymode it to the body shop to get my car repaired

boy: “see, Dune is a truly perfect novel which set standards for science fiction that are so common they’re like air, invisible but crucial. for example in the fifth chapter of the third novel…”

*cuts him off mid-sentence*

“duncan idaho”

🎤 🫳

(guttural croaking)

felt visible might boost later #tdov

we’re not religious ,, but as a family we are willing to celebrate holidays where candy plays a central role