transister.social

now i gotta find a new boy (of any gender) to cuddle with and play undertale

………. hey wait, what about you? makes eye contact and pokes your shoulder

eye contact becomes uncomfortable

….

appears behind you with her steam deck fully charged

telling jokes with my daughter

me: “knock knock!”

9 y.o.: gruffly “what”

it's still early to decide but I think the best part was picking up the boy at the airport and him not noticing my haircut, blowout, or outfit centered around his favorite color

not sarcastic , it was the most gender affirming thing that will ever happen to me :transgender_pride_potion: :happycat:

welcome to a shared online space filled with traumatized queers

⚠️ always be careful meeting internet friends irl ⚠️

i invited a fedi friend over and he had me watch an hour-long YouTube video about a single Garfield strip

stay safe out there y'all ❤️

the only time I believe in god is when it feels like life only makes sense if someone malicious was omnisciently fucking me over

my personal ginny guarantee: go from saying "even though I'm cis" to trans in 1 year or less!

i wonder if id get in trouble at work for making a list of people unsafe for minorities to work with

Check behind your ear. If there is nothing there, you are fine. If there is a quarter there, you are a magician.

someone told me i have a dorky smile but i think he was flirting with me so it’s ok

it is ginnyphobic i don’t have a cute next to me on my couch rn please fix

someone on reddit says they can't find funnies on maatodoon and gets the reply "You really have to dig through the fucking clone army of IT furry uwu linux catgirls"

those are the accounts to follow wtf lol

rip 2023
feel free to speak ill of the dead on this one

if you are under 20 and say "when I was young..." or "im getting old, ...",,, I will assault you. you are not old enough to reminisce.

a 737 should be able to hold 737 people is all im saying

sometimes i think my therapist is talking shit in her notes but if I ask she will say im paranoid

i need chocolate but i can't get away with stealing candy from an advent calendar

"you're a nerd and I love you" feels a lot different than "you're a nerd but I love you"