transister.social

I might be forgetting something else but mastodon transcoding gifs to mp4 files is the best example of mastodon being user hostile

"let's make the animated gif experience absolute shit for a technical reason that isn't all that compelling"

making a work presentation (tentatively) titled "everything you ask us to do is bullshit so nobody cares"

I did replace my discussion of Marx's theory of alienation with a "Wreck-It Ralph" quote. more accessible to anarchists and people who think reading theory is pointless :blobrollingeyes:

one last search to make sure I dont have any dangling references to dialectics and this puppy is ready to ship

there's too many attractive people on here, stop it right now, it's too much

yes christmas is a capitalism blah blah blah but it is also sparkly lights and hot cocoa and thick cardigans and fires

so just fucking let me enjoy it, paul

“you shouldn’t wear shoes with 2 inch platforms, you’re already really tall”

bitch it’s called leaning in
why would i want to blend out all of my distinguishing characteristics

btw some people like being towered over, it’s hot

im like a “keep me logged in” checkbox, promising but leave you disappointed

ok, new worst black friday sale: 20% off health exams and blood tests

“Up to 20% off answers you can trust with our convenient, FSA/HSA eligible health tests.”

what a country

my sister sent a link to a clothing/accessory store she walked past at her local shopping mall which “screams Ginny”

yes, it was hot topic, how did you know

read “soy blend” on my candle and softly gasped and whispered a femboy at him

plus he’s wearing a pink wrapper and is too hot to touch

for additional security, hold my hand

82% of comedy is confidence. i think? idk, forget i said anything that’s dumb sorry

“The young will eat the old if you let them”

yeah, i know, it’s awesome

the “I don’t really have much dysphoria” to “oohhh fuck,,, that’s what that’s about?!” pipeline

yeah I got a domain name for my username so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

so, being a girl’s not something i need to… ask for? or even want? i can just…

it’s something that i just discover i am?

unpopular opinion: algorithms were never the problem. the corporations are.

lauding things for a lack of algorithms, rather than a lack of capitalism, is just an echo of corporate PR

if there was no “algorithm”, everything would be equivalently shitty, in novel ways

i reply to every selfie i see on fedi, but some of these replies stay tucked away inside my head.

what happens is, i see your selfie, blurt out “what the fuck, another cute one, how is everyone so cute, the odds are astronomical… let me get a calculator”

then I set out on a side quest mission to find my TI-85

I wonder what percentage of us have sincerely thought “of course I’d love to be trans so I could be a woman but I’m not trans so welp Im a boy” and just stuck with that logical absurdity as a personal truth for waaaaaaayyyyy too long