transister.social

youtube video: have you ever wondered what it is ilke to be a chair?

kiddo & me, simultaneously: no

she picks a different video

bwink, or boy twink

made a Karl Marx reference in a group chat with an anarchist and a communist, ama

growing up my dad would occasionally show up for his assigned parenting time. sometimes he’d take us fishing

you sit around, nobody expects you to talk and sometimes if you do they tell you to shut up… the only bad part about fishing, is the fish

growing up with no parental involvement, I learned how to fix problems by myself. this one was easy. I think I figured it out the second time we went.

just rig the bait up so it falls off instantly, and you will never catch a fish. you can just sit around while the boys do their thing, without a worry in the world

tonight is my first night having progesterone and it's hard for me to put my head down to sleep!

it's like I'm waiting for Christmas morning to come, so I can run downstairs to the tree and check out my new C cup breasts. a present from the Progesterfairy left with love while I slept

:chaserexcited:

wait what do you mean it takes more than one night?! even if i put it in my butt?

holy shit, about half of the tilapia humans eat are FTM transgender, for capitalism reasons

:sparkles_trans: we have an official fish :neko_fish:

dating app notification Matt liked you!

“ugh I just need to disable my account I can’t even with people named “Matt””

taps the notification; “Matt” is wearing a skirt

“clearly I’ve been too hasty, and have learned an important lesson today”

hey dumbass (specifically, me): you don’t need to open terminal to sudo reboot because believe it or not they added that functionality directly into gnome 45

adulting hard by catching up on my correspondence (fedi replies)

read something along the lines of “i can’t believe trans women would do medical stuff that wasn’t explicitly designed by a doctor, or not follow a prescription’s packaging’s insert word for word”

you naive dullard, the medical establishment treats us as men and 99% of our healthcare has to be based on anecdotal experience because there are no formal studies and it’s literally all we can do

(not worth signing up for a replacement reddit account to post an actual response so i just blast it into the void)

will the QOL improvement of progesterone come from the breast development, or the trans joy of pronouncing it my professional-actor "offensive Italian stereotype" accent?

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"I like rabbits, they're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, you're probably happy."

donnie darko explains the appeal of the fediverse 17 years before its creation

i wish more people knew that being a guy is completely optional :aismart:

"someone to make phone calls for you" as a service

described my fedi friends as a legion of traumatized women who excel at being chronically online and computer crimes

proud of y'all :heart_proud:

“all trans folks have PTSD!”

my brother in christ,, most of us haven’t gotten to the post part of that initialism

accidentally deadnamed myself while thinking last night and there are a bunch of girls in my brain who were very vocal about their displeasure

i shouldn’t register x.horse and set up a firefish instance on it

i shouldn’t register x.horse and set up a firefish instance on it

i shouldn’t register x.horse and set up a firefish instance on it

i should register x.horse and set up a firefish instance on it

fedi answers the question, what if someone who hates and never uses social media designed a new one?

(btw the answer is, trans girls would get really horny on it, which isn’t , like, some difficult accomplishment)