transister.social

i wish more people knew that being a guy is completely optional :aismart:

"someone to make phone calls for you" as a service

described my fedi friends as a legion of traumatized women who excel at being chronically online and computer crimes

proud of y'all :heart_proud:

“all trans folks have PTSD!”

my brother in christ,, most of us haven’t gotten to the post part of that initialism

accidentally deadnamed myself while thinking last night and there are a bunch of girls in my brain who were very vocal about their displeasure

i shouldn’t register x.horse and set up a firefish instance on it

i shouldn’t register x.horse and set up a firefish instance on it

i shouldn’t register x.horse and set up a firefish instance on it

i should register x.horse and set up a firefish instance on it

fedi answers the question, what if someone who hates and never uses social media designed a new one?

(btw the answer is, trans girls would get really horny on it, which isn’t , like, some difficult accomplishment)

i don’t have many memories from growing up, and the ones I do have always seemed oddly eclectic and pointless.

except now, every few weeks, the gender fairy comes and explains to me in what way each of these memories was some trans symptom or dysphoria

anyway!!! I’m excited to see the gender connection in the memory of me riding a live elephant around a grocery store parking lot

“transitive trust”: trusting a cis person because they’re dating a really cool and nice trans person

I wish my boobs were built-ins 🥺

if you don't love me at my funny puns
how will you handle the punintentional ones

maybe the reason I fail at flirting is my complete reliance on puns to do most of the seductions

if we're all ugly then we're all cute

qed you trans bitches

what’s the polite way to ask your ex-wife why she is still in your house

I paid for hers why can’t she go back there instead of telling me to order everyone lunch

fuckin’ spooky season indeed

can't find my old ties, I even looked in that tucked away spot where I used to hide all my women's clothes in shame

the cool part of therapy is discovering my entire personality is just fun ways i do my traumas

it’s traumas all the way down

at Costco, a woman elbowed her husband, pointed at me and said "it's disgusting"

.... at least she used the right pronouns

some people call me space femboy :7_music_stim2:

some call me the girlcock of love :menheramusic: