transister.social

sees post “all my mutuals are cute” but isn’t a mutual :blobdead:

holy shit the CEO of girlcock

badass

"are you emotionally stable?'

no bitch I already told u im transfemme smh

why do they make skirts with built in shorts

what is the point of a skirt I can’t let someone look up, I could just wear pants ffs

fuck this noise, i matched with a crazy hot trans girl and now I don't need fedi anymore

i don’t ever watch tv, but i do spend a lot of time dissociating while the tv is on doing its whole thing

gonna start using “it” pronouns to encourage more public, free-use trans it

you gotta be the change you want to see in the world

a good thing about having a trans therapist is when I said “you know what? fuck it, I’m just not going to cis-centered spaces irl from now on”

she just made a loud, involuntary and gutteral laugh I’ve never heard her do before

sits next to you ,with a bowl of ice cream to share

when a guy tells me he likes rust my mind wanders and I imagine what she’s going to look like a year or two into transition

ahhhh yes, the two genders. “male” and “other”

centralized online complaint keeping (cock) is a novel attempt to improve fediverse safety. in this design doc, i will

if I get laid off im gonna start a nonprofit trans dating site and to fuck with you all it’s gonna be activitypub based…… … idk somehow

dating apps suck anyway, the guys are creepers and the girls so very rarely have penises

if I ever stop talking to you or get super quiet, it’s usually because I somehow found out you were very pretty and now get too nervous when I try to think of something to say to interact with you

this happens…. a lot (I’d ask how y’all are so cute but I know the answer)

:blobfoxlurk2owonotice: remember boys are insecure. they don’t like it when you call their shirts “blouses” or even “tops”

reminds me of a therapy session from a few weeks after I started HRT, which was a few months after I realized I was trans despite a lack of ‘conventional signs’:

“even as a cis guy I would have loved not to smell like that gross boy smell, you don’t even need to be trans to benefit”

therapist: stares

“same with hair removal! I would have started doing both when I was cis, it’s just better! you don’t need to shave to look good”

therapist: slightly tilts head

“all im saying is you don’t have to be trans to benefit from HRT and stuff, there are so many benefits even for cis men……”

therapist: eyes get really big, head is now almost perfectly horizontal

“……. ohhhhhhh”

RE: https://chaosfem.tw/users/melon_knees/statuses/111280840644005347

Willy Wonka gets a lot of shit for basically employing "slave labor" with the oompa loompas. This is a reasonable, but naive and entirely incorrect conclusion.

Pause the film and read the long contract in the movie version of Willy Wonka. It starts with a red herring - an accident indemnity clause, how capitalist of him!!

After that, in much smaller print, it enrolls the children in a labor union for their natural lifespan.

Willy Wonka is a communist and criticism of how he runs his factory is capitalist nonsense.

even aside from the transphobia, socializing in a cishet space sucked ass (bad).

there's a certain misery that comes with meeting a new cis person... it happens during the few seconds while they kinda dumbly mentally process my existence into something understandable :knife_girl: