transister.social

yesterday I made myself available as an interviewer, thinking it could make me more comfortable as Mae and there probably isn't much hiring activity...

anyway today me is about to deal with that shit

worried that if i think i'm cute it's the dunning–kruger effect

but i'm probably just cutee~ :blobfoxfloofcute:

In Willy Wonka, the only person who ever pays for candy is the destitute child. The cashier demands he pay, then just throws free candy to everyone else

there's probably some capitalism metaphor there you can diy

"hump day" is at best misleading

new workplace rule just dropped: if u leave your notification noises on in a crowded workspace where ppl need to focus, you get a small shock that kills you

half the time I spend on fedi is actually spent wikipediaing shit you people are talking about

im lucky to know all you cuties 🤗

uh im actually more of a bottom tho
👉👈🥺

sure is quiet
y'all doing stuff?
that's pretty cool :sparkletrans:

why in the world does linkedin wanna know how i fuck

"is most of your fashion sense from 20 year old episodes of iCarly?"

NO, I watched the reboot too

maybe she's born with it
maybe it's HRT (™️)

is "my ribcage is too fucking big" dysphoria or just run of the mill self hatred

honestly I'm objectively cute if you ignore my nose, face, voice, smile, butt, and the body area in general

aside from that stuff, my personality, eyes, and everything I say or think... baby I got it all :BlobhajTinyHeart:

"wizard" sounds great and all but do u really wanna fuck junkyard gandalf

"currently I'm really into rocks! I've also been thinking about how tickling is really weird."

*swipes right*

Maybe I'm an extrovert and it's just that cishet people talk about boring shit

I use the Mastodon "private note" field to gossip about all you (with myself)