transister.social

picking out an outfit is an np-hard problem

the ad targeting isn't wrong per se, I do indeed have low testosterone

... but I'm not gonna buy your overpriced vitamins with a picture of a bull on the bottle

my house is a cluttered mess from moving but I think it's been too long for me to blame moving still

*sigh* better get started on that nap

My ex keeps giving me "helpful" advice on things to change or hide about myself to get dates

and it's like... last time I did that I ended up married to someone who hated everything about me... so no thanks I'd much rather be alone

and anyway my type of people don't immediately dismiss awesome art "because it has a dragon"

they'd think it's rad and then we'd make out under smaug's penetrating gaze

I'm gonna name my six blahaj after my favorite queer people that live inside my phone (if they don't mind)

Worried and excited this path leads me to owning 250 blahaj~~~

:blobhaj_hug_full:

it's time for my annual "inclusive workspace" training at work~

this same week they added "men ONLY"/"women ONLY" signs outside the single occupancy (and previously gender-neutral) bathrooms

but make ME take the class, sure

i think there is another recently cracked egg on my team and if that fucker steals my thunder i'm gonna be so pissed off

gender is hard, let's go shopping!

if someone new at work says their favorite programming language is rust, is it okay to ask them if they also have a blahaj

this is a serious and time sensitive question :blobhaj_thedoctor:

sometimes it's tough being *sure* i'm Actually Trans

thank you for snapping me out of it, walking straight into a wall because i was distracted thinking about taking a cute boy's last name

was gonna do a joke somehow that new profile pic abbreviates to "new pp" but it was too hard, which is a bit of a bad joke too, so instead

My landlord keeps trying to fuck me over but is having difficulty because his dick is still inside of me from last time

(this is a metaphor he's gross and a bigot)

Therapy is bullshit invented by phone companies to make me feel obligated to call people and talk to them

my pronouns are she/they/he
and
my adjectives are cute/desirable/alleged

old and broken: "that's a problem for future me"

:Fire_BlackTrans: : "that's a problem for the LLM that replaces me"

I post too much negative shit so here's something positive again !

One of the coolest things about being trans is you get to sincerely compliment people's names. :bigblobhajhug:

{ hi lunas I would have been one of you if a friend hadn't named their stupid baby that. and who even knows what gender that baby really is }

sure wish technology companies put five fucking minutes into making their products safe for trans folk

hey we're a small market segment, that's the neat thing so even if we're murdered it should have a negligible impact to their KPIs

Moving next week and I decided to try reusable moving boxes and I think I rented too many

hard to be sure on a name for myself without having heard what it sounds like moaned in the thralls of ecstasy~

(this is a significant way picking a chosen name is different from naming a child)