transister.social

dr: you're due for your tetanus vaccine!

me: oh that's the one that hurts a bunch isn't it :blobfoxcry2:

dr: if you don't like that you really won't like tetanus!

me: bro im not an anti vaxxer I just wanted some ouchie empathy :blobfox_heart_trans:

getting a physical today, he won't do hormone levels but I'm holding off doing my E injection because he probably will do a blood draw and I don't want to waste good estrogen blood

they're wrong about everything else so it figures the right calls us woke when in reality we're a bunch of sleepy girls looking for cozy

(idk if the enbies and boys are as sleepy i don't have a lot of friends)

facebook showed me a "25th reunion" picture of my high school's prom king and queen they posted

the queen is still a total smoke show and the king looks like a monstrous, living thumb

nice

"have you tried discovering that you are trans after decades of trauma?" is life advice ppl get annoyed at fyi.

not sure why it's good advice you gotta start that early in life

When I was cishet, flirting made zero sense to me. I was never able to understand it or how to do it.

Now a stereotypical het flirt is basically "get a guy to talk about himself" ~ that's straightforward. and easy.

💕 (still not good at it but at least i know what's happening some of the times)💕

a cis white dude is explaining his "objective" ML system to evaluate books for fiction publishers

my brain flooded with joy juice when I realized "tech boy" is not my demographic anymore and I don't have to feel second hand embarrassment for dudes anymore

y'all do you ill be over here with my good choices and a quad shot espresso :blobfoxbox:

the cis male behavior of adding smileys to every sentence so you don't look too aggressive 😀

i am sleepy girl who needs cuddles

Tried to get some helpful advice on coming out to my 8 year old and all the Reddit search found was post after post from shitty cis parents unhappy their kid is awesome and that their kids don't have to go through 30 years of misery before figuring out who they were

transition goal: ⌛

achievement unlocked: gender euphoria caused by looking at my closet full of clothes and saying "i have nothing to wear!"

getting self respect sucks you gotta realize how much people shit on you and I already thought people treated me bad

all people are awful and gross why do i even want them in my life

why isn't this warning in the incredibly long handout that came with my estradiol

someone asked to see my "thick ass" but I don't have one, can I borrow yours?

Wooohoo!!! A while back a magazine interviewed me for a profile story, and it was published today!!!!!!

I'm still early so it's not the cutest picture of me and I know it's silly and a bit of a brag!
but let a girl be excited 😊 :blobhajhugbig:

eggs cracking all over the place

I have a fever and the only prescription is more purses.

( technically the prescription is for estradiol )

i returned a bunch of clothes that didn't fit, and my cashier was a nice trans woman!

I didn't have to pretend they were for someone else AND we both got to complain about womens' sizing being entirely arbitrary :Gaysper_Trans: