transister.social

if you ever doubt your writing ability, remember shakespear named a malevolent character Malvolio

cis folk love using biological as a slur while wondering why so many trans folks hate their biological family

part of being a parent is accepting you are an imperfect girl who will absolutely steal your daughter’s long cat plush because it is long

Anyway lemme try again : I should own this chair right

i should own this right

Found a pic of my vintage video games on display 🥺

Missgendering more like mistergendering am I right ladies

peeks under her skirt hmm

Seriously fuck @404mediaco for paywalling information on human rights abuses unless you pay $100/year. A price I’m sure isn’t a problem for marginalized folks who would benefit most from this information. They will still show you an ad while trying to get you hooked into an article to extract your money.

You can’t even read about the (paid) zine they are creating without a paid subscription lol.

https://mastodon.scot/@kim_harding/115802497419238383

my brother started following me again here and I’m sure he’s glad to get updates on my boob growth /s

i would link his account but he’s a privileged cishet white tech bro with his legal name on his profile, whereas I have haters among the nazis, furries, and queers

i sure hope none of this shit is ever important because i ignore it quicker than those blue "NEW FEATURE!" bubbles software is so horny for these days

ginny’s late transitioning girl archetype: I don’t want to take away from the real trans girls, I just dream about being a girl every day and shave body hair when I’m sad to feel better. Real trans girls are different… well idk exactly how because i subconsciously prevent myself from talking to them for some reason!

I sure wish I could be trans so I could be a girl. They’re so amazing.

I think my left boob grew last night, so I got that going for me

like I understand symmetry is the root of beauty but tits or gtfo

Does Hatsune Miku count as AI because I’m not willing to hate her.

// TODO: this should never happen

“all your stories involve the grocery store or Costco”

congratulations on figuring out I’m a middle age lady, would you like a cookie

felt cute, might flirt with someone at Costco

I tried to get a Tuta email account to try it out but I failed to pass the vibe check and they deleted my account

idk they still seem better than proton 😂

tis the season to make a lot of “ho” puns

I stomp down the stairs cuz it makes my boobs jiggle