transister.social

lol phishing emails specifically targeting homophobic SendGrid users is actually pretty funny lmao

no im not impressed you figured out I was gay

cis parents go to baseball games or shit idk, my kid and I share our oc’s with each other (hers are all planes it’s fucking adorable)

most of the stuff “stolen” by AI belongs in the public commons tbh

in my personal experience being straight is a pain in the ass (not the good kind)

who hurt you, tmobile copywriter

“man in a dress” my good bitch it’s mostly skirts

my ex does the compliment sandwich thing except it’s the atkins version :3

a group of ravens is called a murder;
a group of trans girls is called an orgy

i know i'm not supposed to like or use ai but it just spit this out when I asked what linux distro is the most trans:

"""
Arch has chaotic trans girl energy and there is real data backing “a suspicious number of trans women run Arch.”

• DIY, “build your own system from pieces,” and refusing defaults maps weirdly well to gender DIY and transition culture.
• Heavy emphasis on documentation, sharing configs, and community knowledge (dotfiles, wikis, AUR) mirrors how trans communities share HRT guides, voice tips, fashion, etc.
  """

somehow they found out i needed a new backpack and have targeted me directly ​

my family wants to go play something called “top golf” so I say it’s unfair because I’m a bottom, but since they’re all cishet they didn’t understand

I confused the tsa man to the point where they weren’t sure which button to press on the body scanner, so they just said screw it and sent me through the xray machine

i still occasionally get one of those fun validating head spiny moments when I find out a weird experience is a Genuine Transfem Thing That Happens

I had been thinking moving to a self hosted instance had too big of a downside since it’s somewhat isolating… but yeah thanks to some fellow queers for very quickly reminding me trans women do not have a safe space anywhere.

Nobody else looks out for us, we have to do it ourselves.

The new Frankenstein movie is really good it’s about feminism and parenting and how most men are too irresponsible and emotionally incapable to create life

too old to figure out what discord orbs are

i forgot i was a bad bitch

they got my $18
they earned it

why the fuck did I wear makeup today I know it’s gonna be a crying day 😅