transister.social

“Yeah his wife cheated on him so he divorced her and moved to Texas. Which seems like an overreaction I mean can’t he just cut bangs like the rest of us?”

• Girl who has to be talked out of getting bangs every time a partner abandons her

The lady taking my order at McDonald’s was named Celeste and I literally paused and gasped and said oh my god I love that name and also a large coke please

30 minutes until my landlord does a walkthrough and decides if this cute innocent lil tranny can renew her lease wish me luck he doesn’t know I have tits fyi

AFAB sounds like a cute compliment and AMAB sounds like I’m about to go hunt a white whale

being a bottom with a restrictive eating disorder is weird because normally I am all about putting things inside of me

local men not docile and deferential? turn any man into a 🥺 boi with this ONE WEIRD TRICK!

And the sky is lookin kinda cloudy
so maybe you should stay inside
and you and I can get a little rowdy

FUCK IT, Christmas tree

someone suggested my day planner is inappropriate for work and it's like just let me be gay ffs

“Why do you use the lowercase g when you write your name Ginny?”

because the capital g feels like it has been debased by google maybe

I was chatting up the grocery store clerk and he (politely) asks “hey why do you still wear a mask?” and so I say “do you think the medical field cares about or for people who look like me?”

And since he was a Black man he thought a second, nodded his head and said “real”

welp i filed a federal EEOC and state human rights violation complaint against my employer, ill let you know if those are still real things in today’s society (I have low to no expectations from the federal commission ngl)

I wanna cut my hair short but first I need someone ready to hold me while I cry because I cut my hair

Fun thing about having a US public school education is seeing historical terms like “crown of Aragon” and wonder if a dragon was really crowned monarch of a country

.... yet somehow i'm single

for the first time (maybe ever?) a product I use added an AI feature that's actually... kinda nice? that's rare and special, like me.

bumble new safety feature: share your date’s profile with someone in case he murders you

“Avoid waiting for a subpoena when your friend has been assaulted: only on Bumble!”

Dollar store is out of “It’s a girl” ballons and it’s like wtf how am I supposed to celebrate Father’s Day smh

Got accosted by a Karen out shopping because while driving I passed her car, she followed me to where I was going to yell at me for passing her and then an old lady started recording us so like watch for that on YouTube I guess