transister.social

uwu

Went to get my eyebrows done at a new place and the lady was a little suspicious of me until I demonstrated proper knowledge of Korean skincare at which point we were soul-bonded

catching up with some cis boys I knew before transitioning

“So what’s you boys’ skincare routine?”

my budtender guy at the dispensary had a “prep school villain from finding forrester” vibe to him which is more of an east coast thing, last time it was a cool lady with a hat that was better

hiya cuties

maybe she’s born with it
maybe it’s estradiol :v_estradiol:

manic milfy dream tranny

Is it fucked up or healthy that my ideal guy is basically a male version of cisboy me; a nerdy, quirky, smart, considerate cross dressing bottom

if we have ever dated I have a heart necklace in your favorite color that has outlived your place in my life (guess I liked it more than u sorry not sorry)

anyone wanna be gays together

got told by a 60 year old dude to smile more, ask me anything

“When I first moved after college my friends and I would get together and watch lost live every week at my place when it came out!!”

“.. um 😐 I was still an egg”

“Oh I was too I didn’t crack until…”

“Nonononono, I was still an egg. In my mum.”

:blobghostdeadawa:

fuck yeah i am, this sign knows what up

The office will get gayer until morale improves

yo this mcdonalds is bullshit not a single trans cat with a clarinet wtf

“You have the skin of a younger woman”

No way silly I promise I didn’t hurt anyone and if I did I wouldn’t be so dumb as to keep such a gruesome trophy that directly ties me to the act~~

“Many of our clients celebrate their birthday by checking in on their insurance needs”

my man I know how to have a good time

Monday shower thoughts : I wonder how long it would take to get in trouble if I called my managers “master”

happy easter 🐣