transister.social

i messed up my old account i think permanently so i'm trying to figure out what to do about that whole thing before re-following people so i don't like follow spam ppl i am weird sorry computer is hjard

which one of you assholes already registered the domain girlth.ing

My body is a machine that turns femboys into women.

They made the YouTube music app so they could have an audio focused app then added shorts to it so there could still be videos to watch.

“Look on the bright side, a lot of people will die!”

“… what?”

“Oh wait - do you like people?! Hmm.”

I think I’ve passed 700 subscribers more than any other level because each time I migrate I lose about 100, which drops me back below 700, then I exude charm and sex appeal to blow past 700 followers, then the cycle cycles

onward and upwards! and sometimes side to side, or in a looping circley motion. here comes the dro.. track suddenly ends

"why is the list of projects called an index though?"

me: ".... ... ... because that is the word that denotes this concept? well and i didnt wanna argue about the spelling of catalog every few weeks for the rest of my life"

got a bit of a charlie brown vibe going on rn

friends, today i am a real girl

what if the bots miss us

the difference between an offensive joke and a joke offensive to comedy

meta recruiter on linkedin gotta be clowning or trolling idk which

"so our effort should be called 'we love trees'?"

me, a stoner: :gura_averted_eyes_animated:

wait was this instance originally gonna be transfem.space?

"did you just say 'gin-eric'?"

yes, yes i did and you will never escape my puns

YouTube thinks my genre is “gender confused”:

• Your Woman
• Somebody Told Me
• Basket Case
• The Town Inside Me

The next song was “Kids With Guns” 🤔

any nerdy buns around :bunhdaww:

aww there is a rule they can’t refer to a guest on jet lag: the game as “mommy” 😭

literally 1984

doesnt recognize a profile pic

“Am I on local? no? how then is this complete stranger on my timeline?”