transister.social

“Look on the bright side, a lot of people will die!”

“… what?”

“Oh wait - do you like people?! Hmm.”

I think I’ve passed 700 subscribers more than any other level because each time I migrate I lose about 100, which drops me back below 700, then I exude charm and sex appeal to blow past 700 followers, then the cycle cycles

onward and upwards! and sometimes side to side, or in a looping circley motion. here comes the dro.. track suddenly ends

"why is the list of projects called an index though?"

me: ".... ... ... because that is the word that denotes this concept? well and i didnt wanna argue about the spelling of catalog every few weeks for the rest of my life"

got a bit of a charlie brown vibe going on rn

friends, today i am a real girl

what if the bots miss us

the difference between an offensive joke and a joke offensive to comedy

meta recruiter on linkedin gotta be clowning or trolling idk which

"so our effort should be called 'we love trees'?"

me, a stoner: :gura_averted_eyes_animated:

wait was this instance originally gonna be transfem.space?

"did you just say 'gin-eric'?"

yes, yes i did and you will never escape my puns

YouTube thinks my genre is “gender confused”:

• Your Woman
• Somebody Told Me
• Basket Case
• The Town Inside Me

The next song was “Kids With Guns” 🤔

any nerdy buns around :bunhdaww:

aww there is a rule they can’t refer to a guest on jet lag: the game as “mommy” 😭

literally 1984

doesnt recognize a profile pic

“Am I on local? no? how then is this complete stranger on my timeline?”

There are some old half as interesting videos where sam tries a deeper voice and oh my I am glad he stopped doing that

https://youtu.be/gonVHW_X79U is an example

why yes I am very pretty thank you for noticing

Holy shit men get even more mad than women if u misclock them

“Bad gateway” implies a he existence of a “naughty gateway” and also a “good girl gateway” #502error