transister.social

im bored in the shower waiting for this stuff to work it takes 10 minutes!

How was everyone’s Sunday I got some sleep

men are really sending their best today

When buying this shirt I was also wearing it in another color and the cashier was wearing a third color and we both noticed at the same time, lacked at each other, and said “the snaps!” and I feel like she would have even did the same hand gesture as me but was scanning stuff so idk

My new laundry detergent smells like candy also guess how im spending my Saturday night - hint: use context clues

Trying to convince a guy to sell me the domain male.fail (so I can run a sharkey instance on it)

I remember once when a bunch of people were mad at me (for trying to out a groomer i think), someone unrelated posted a screenshot of something unrelated I said months earlier and was like “I have been waiting for a reason to spread hate about this bitch!”

It’s one of a few memories that plays in my head when someone irl asks me if I recommend fedi, before saying “not really, no”

Anyway this memory has been brought to you by sharkey blocks not being comprehensive enough imo 😂

TIL there is a pilot meme where they meow at each other over the emergency radio :blobcatthink:

“You, as an airline pilot, you’re not in the having balls category… there should be no balls. Zero balls needed.”:neocat_sign_yes:

this is fine

i have to boy mode today and the best I can do is femboy sorry not sorry

wtf ginny “I probably know enough German to figure this out” girl you know zero German you went to public school in the us midwest it’s shocking to us you know what a kilometer is

Any time I see something I don’t like in software I blame it on people wanting to get promoted and that’s why I don’t use open source software (I’ll sound stupid complaining)

ffs Firefox why did you move the fucking url bar

"i shouldn't make fun of the concept of kings, it could be considered inappropriately political"

I don’t know why but cishet dudes on Bumble with a profile that just lists their kinks are always creeps

“Ever dreamed of designing your own railway network?”

no but I bet those pervy freaks on fedi have

Oh my god I did a sexism

it’s got pockets