transister.social

the goblin judge says

"Overall, the emotional nuances in her text suggest a blend of vulnerability, openness, and commitment to her colleagues, reflecting both the complexity of her situation and a desire for positive collaboration and transition."

Let's see if anyone gets mad at me. hits send

a quite naive 38 year old cishet housewife in mississippi is chatting me up on grindr and okay here is something about me: I will go along with anything if I think it’s funny or excessively absurd and this is both the rare double deuce of grindr convos

AGAB - assigned girltwink at birth

Fedi made me assume everyone technical I meet is a trans (already or in-waiting) Linux-running (Arch) mentally ill (bpd or did) leftist (communist or anarchist) cutie (nice-butt or dork-silly).

My hookup vetting system was described as “absurdly complex and unnecessary” by one person (male) and “quite clever” by another person (female).

The final three Balatro challenges suck

she died doing what she loved, femboys

I usually conclude people have negative opinions of me and the handful of times I’ve found out what that person actually thinks of me I have been spot on

I don’t know what to do with this information

“I know that’s a serious question but here are my joke answers first”

i am hormonal and moody today, anyone wanna fight otherwise i'm gonna start a fedi meta just to feel alive

the layover podcast episode 5 39:22 oh no

caddy config files make me teary eyed because i grew up in the apache http era and holy fucking shit yall

ppl keep talking about how good my design doc is and it’s the most slapped together garbage I’ve ever written in my 20 year career

there are only like 5 puns and practically no memes at all

Me: “Are those boys going to play a game they aren’t in their football costumes?”

“are you just trying to emphasize you are trans?”

Me: “astronaut meme”

“… yeah fair enough”

i think i just cracked an egg, i feel godly

#jammies time

my ex was a popular kid in school but she refuses to accept that I will be able to better communicate with the rat rescue as they are much more likely to be “my people” (bullied inside kids who like mmorpgs and obscure but lovely pets)

I do understand the situation is practically unprecedented.