transister.social

I have gotten talked to about my memes at work several times by several people, and every time it’s because I implied a man had emotions and that was over the line in a polite conversation.

Had this great idea for a dating app feature but yeah that was the time I reinvented sex work

Like 20 years ago I watched an “it gets better” video with the line “one day you’ll look back and you won’t give a fuck, when you’re swimming thru your pussy vault like Scrooge fuckin’ McDuck” and it stuck with me as one of my favorite lyrics ever because it captures how life evolves and I liked ducktales a lot growing up.

Anyway I gotta shower before my morning swim

bored, think i'll migrate fedi accounts or smth to shake things up

My therapist seemed concerned my self care plan was “being pretty” until I clarified “anyone can be pretty, just do pretty things and you are by definition being pretty. When I say ‘I get to be pretty’ it’s a verb. It does make me hot but that isn’t the point … per se”.

It’s a snow day where I live and I would show you a picture but you’re strangers on the internet so just imagine it!

my manager has asked for a 1:1 meeting to discuss my memes

at a work meeting for a trans conference and everyone here is at least vaguely gender non-conforming and it's really nice (i work in tech so it's very transfem forward lol)

yeah tbh non-AI gets confused too

if you have the energy be extra gay today I just have a feeling the world needs some bonus homo and I’m exhausted

I was checking my notes, it was July 4th 2023 I first liked a boy, something something independence day

I don’t get why the cishet partner sometimes will leave a newly transed girl, honey no matter what u have been being lesbians for a while why get so uppity about it all the sudden

my cousin shared a story about me growing up where she and my sister couldn’t find any of their Barbie dolls. Eventually she found I had disassembled them all and organized their parts into individual shoe boxes. She calmly asked why to check if I was a serial killer and I immediately broke down crying and said something like “if I can’t have the right body nobody should” :v_trans:

batteries are little explosive incendiary devices but we need them so bad the airplane rule is “you can only carry 2 extra bombs per person on your flight”

Fuck it’s february stop it no

stumbled upon the fact that someone i used to talk to a bit and thought was cool has me blocked :sadcat:

i hope it was because i'm annoying, i mean i'd get that

one of the folks i hired and used to manage left the company yesterday, and he thanked me in his goodbye email

chat, i did not get messages like this when i was a grumpy boy