transister.social

being a very lightweight demisexual

i noticed if i update my profile the server's cpu spikes to 100% for about 5 seconds

fedi has, by far, the horniest asexual people

one time my manager asked me why I prefer spelling my name with a lower case g and I had to make something up because I was too shy to say “because lowercase g looks cuter” and so instead I said “because uppercase G looks so angry, just look at it” 😎

yes where does this entitely imaginary slippery slope end

hometown pride selfie ✈️

y’all dating is hard when parts of me think the biggest red flag a person could have is expressing interest in me

person: subtle indication they approve of me as a human
brain: “girl wtf is wrong with them stay away”

cishet ppl: why do so many queer ppl get horny for trains

trains:

to uninstall a program in windows i search for “install” and choose “Installed apps”; since the settings panel is called “installed apps” it won’t appear if i search for “uninstall”, that just gives “uninstall updates”.

what the fuck man

im way cuter than other gins

I’m goated at noticing when the background of a show has something in the background I can squint at and see the trans pride flag colors

How’s everyone’s 2020 part 6 going so far

“He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake”

bro “for goodness sake” is gaslighting, you literally just threatened me with his omniscience

I don’t think I’m aromantic but tbh I haven’t felt romantic attraction to someone for 30 years and I think those times were just gender envy :3

Oh god listening to the kids on jet lag describe mystery science theater 3000 as “react content for old people” and “all the old people I know love it” and now I am an actual dead person

“my son can’t be gay and if he was he wouldn’t be a bottom!”

ma’am I trained your daughter to literally bark when I whistle

happy new year if that’s your thing ig

dang yall, the nhs is slow

some therian dragon friends are coming over later,, gonna do a one-off campaign of Humans & Houses (4th edition)

chat explains tops and bottoms to a cishet white dude playing balatro who seems to be stuck thinking it’s a spacial orientation thing and it’s weirdly wholesome watching him struggle

and he’s got good jokers so that’s nice too