transister.social

guess toxic masculinity is doing eggs now

I’ve got a three christmas ghosts kinda thing going on rn but with hookups I haven’t talked to in months and maybe shouldn’t have given my phone number to

I get so excited when a show has a character named Ginny

When I was most of y’all’s age the big deal was we could get 3D pre-rendered toasters to fly across the screen if we didn’t type or move the mouse for 5 minutes ($29.99 plus tax and you had to go to a store to buy a boxed copy of the software on 3 1/4” floppy)

Be careful opening google docs as it is an excellent way to accidentally dox yourself to the author and others, who can see the people opening the docs. Use private mode or make sure you are logged out of all your google accounts when opening one.

IMO posting it as a google doc response to a community where privacy is critical, in and of itself, is suspicious as fuck.

What is the secular version of “y’all need to find Christ”

One time at work i said “what’s the good word?” to a coworker and he immediately said “Jesus Christ lord and savior” and he didn’t seem religious and never mentioned religion before or again

I also found out he had a dead pan sort of humor

So like my white whale is finding out if he was serious or joking , also this was 20 years ago or so

Move pitch; a modern love story: two star crossed lovers are building a future together when comes the news : their fedi instances were defederating. Can love outlast to get their Romeo and Juliet ending, or will these two end tragically like one of those other shakespeares

I need a gift that says “it’s the thought that counts” and also hides the fact that I’m bad at that part too

I always forget because Roman nimberals, is the proper order to watch in?!?

Rocky
Rocky II
Rocky III
Rocky : Horror Picture Show
Rocky IV

fascinating to me that my posts which get popular almost universally end up with 2 likes/1 boost ratio

nailed it!

I think my boobs have grown in size!! From “theoretical” to “confusing to cis people” (on a good day)

they liked something I posted 2 weeks ago. Interesting. Very interesting

who is writing this season of reality it really sucks

I have a very small smooth patch of skin on my torso that I used to discover I am not cut out for home waxing hair removal

hahahaha so this guy had a cybertruck in his profile pic and he chats me and I say “oh how did you pick that photo with the truck?”

And he said
(This is hilarious)

“I bought it”

look, yeah, he dresses up like a ghost and “haunts” people around town, we know and we don’t care, he ran the waterslide and it’s summer; you fucked up scooby

Sometimes watching a fight or very active scene in a movie I lose track of what is happening but never care enough to figure it out so I just have a little dance/sing thing in my head until the plot starts happening again