transister.social

Can we get an order of Mike and Ike’s for the table

slowly
across your consciousness
the end credits start
to roll
into view

I think a cuddle would cure me 🥺

wooo weekend, yeehaw let’s go wild and do needle drugs (estradiol)

Normally my bloodwork results take a day, but im now on day 5 and still waiting 😭

brain: “i want validation and attention . but btw im feeling sex repulsed rn”

me: “welp im out of ideas”

my kingdom for a single, age appropriate straight man without a fear of penises

(“my kingdom” is the name of my penis)

o o

gonna get this guy to walk me through his statement of being a pansexual only attracted to cis and trans women

honey that's just a straight person

I'm procrastinating. Do you want a lot of posts? Because you're gonna get a lot of posts.

hey i know amazon does all sorts of bad shit but credit where it's due: they did do a very thorough job reaching out to tell me one of their uncertified products will burn down my house and kill me

#tech

oh ffs google ai just went #notallmen at me

it has been 0 days since a cis guy used harry potter to flirt with a trans girl 🙄

now that it’s socially acceptable for me to be bratty, dorky, and silly,, flirting is actually fun instead of feeling like I’m playing a German board game i bought used and the instructions are missing and there’s some extra pieces from different games thrown in by accident oh and the box has a hole in it

18 year work anniversary :akko_derp:

it's a long weekend coming up, who wants to get together and cry?!

yo! everyone! i figured it out! THIS is the Bad Place!

…

now fucking reboot us michael

it felt like it was after midnight but i looked up and its not even 9:30 what the fuck

currently annoying a man by insisting I know more about the city of Liby, MT. (He lives there and im just making shit up)