transister.social

the feminine urge to send thank you notes

ginny quote of the day: “yeah but when cis people do polyamory it’s creepy”

GASP! i stole some halloween candy from my kiddo and was shocked at what I found ⬇️

feminine men are hot

it’s not what ur thinking

today i asked my manager “are you a specific baseball man or is that a template baseball man costume?”

i always want all the attention except during bear attacks

my estranged brother unexpectedly sent me an amazon gift card what should i spend it on 🤔

Hope you had a nice hallloeerrrn

onesies are great but they are hard to get in and out of! I’ve solved this dilemma with my new product - the two piece onesie !

kinda cool, i was hyperfocused on something for a good bit after 3 months of meh

“Updates to the Zelle® Transfer Service Addendum” are words written by a sick society

ugg who keeps wearing my pajamas and getting ice cream all over on them because she was really fucking excited about it yum it was chocolate

Programming has been a core part of my identity for 30 years. It’s so strange to say it’s not part of who i am anymore.

but hell,, I’ve been through bigger changes than that :D

when i encounter a chaser on dating apps (v freq) my mission becomes: get HIM to block ME

i lose if I get bored before having accomplished this goal

“I’ve never been that attracted to boobs, but it would be wild to have a pair. Like. What would that be like!” ~”cis” me to friends

my daughter, exasperated: “i don’t care about hula hoops. *they’re just rings*. i don’t want to hear about them At All!”

some of the closeted folks on queer dating apps are kinda heartbreaking

humans are the infinite monkeys and we're doing pretty good because one of us already wrote hamlet