transister.social

“are you serious?” well the probability waveform doesn’t collapse until you react

umm yeah i got blocked lol #stillsingle

seasonal reminder: the song “the monster mash” is about a dance called “the monster mash” from a song called “the monster mash”, that isn’t our song, “the monster mash”

at least a few

You don’t meet all that many people named Babette these days

hey cutie u wanna netflix and dissociate

egg_irl

look i tried shutting up, it isn’t my fault that my face is basically subtitled

when i would consume shitty popular media like twilight i told people it was research for my comedy; doing improv you have to know current popular culture (actually somewhat true)

but now i can just say im reliving my teens as the girl i never got to be and cis people get awkward and drop the subject instantly

let’s gooooooo

me in a work meeting: “the system design is weird and hard to understand, but i empathize with that”

my communication style is very emoji-forward

look what I found in my coat pocket!

Im so bi i got dumped by a girl and a guy in the same week

corpos trying way too hard to get my private information smh

ur telling me they’re so bougie they have an entire room just to panic in? wow

so weird randomly seeing cis people out in the world like its some normal lifestyle

any room can be a panic room if you try hard enough

you smoke weed to have fun at parties

i smoke weed to finally get my laundry put away

we are not the same

life goals: be the ernie in all my relationships