transister.social

when i would consume shitty popular media like twilight i told people it was research for my comedy; doing improv you have to know current popular culture (actually somewhat true)

but now i can just say im reliving my teens as the girl i never got to be and cis people get awkward and drop the subject instantly

let’s gooooooo

me in a work meeting: “the system design is weird and hard to understand, but i empathize with that”

my communication style is very emoji-forward

look what I found in my coat pocket!

Im so bi i got dumped by a girl and a guy in the same week

corpos trying way too hard to get my private information smh

ur telling me they’re so bougie they have an entire room just to panic in? wow

so weird randomly seeing cis people out in the world like its some normal lifestyle

any room can be a panic room if you try hard enough

you smoke weed to have fun at parties

i smoke weed to finally get my laundry put away

we are not the same

life goals: be the ernie in all my relationships

does anyone know if…?

todays vibe is “femme wheres waldo”

totally absolutely going to use this for dentist appointments and that’s seriously why i ordered it i promise

ok so my first 1:1 with my newest manager he spent most of it explaining he’s not gay

trans fedi

meanwhile on grindr, napoleon dynamite just offered me meth

for some reason i get an email receipt any time my ex wife shops at walgreens, btw she just paid way too much for 12 cans of Mountain Dew

nice