transister.social

over on cis facebook, people are upset that women would rather be alone in the forest with a bear than a strange man

most of the time in the woods ur with a bear anyway ,for free

years ago i invited a potential friend over to a bbq but i forgot most people like buns with their hamburgers and also toppings

we didnt hang out again

have they started making shirts printed backwards so they look right in selfies and tiktoks

🖼️

real men become women

having left her nest to seek out necessary provisions, we here are treated to a rare picture of a ginny out in the wild

hmm should i go to sleep like a good girl or stay up judging all my decisions and choices

oh gee they just both sound so fun and healthy

a very merry mae day to you all

me: *sitting around on her ass*

apple watch: “congratulations on your new fitness record!!”

yeah fuck you too watch

"you're not replaceable, that easily."

thanks for the morale boost im really motivated now so hard

got unfriended on facebook for pointing out the inanity of "you put a cover on your ipad because you value it, so girls should dress modestly and cover themselves"

found a video of me signing up for mastodon a year ago !!

now im bored and cold at the park

someone i was talking to asked if he could say i was his girlfriend and i said sure , what do i care what he says to people I don’t even know

he said i missed his subtext,
i said no he just missed mine

this McDonald’s is one of the new ones that doesn’t let you fill your own soda and im discussing it with my family

im bored at McDonald’s gonna be posting a bunch of nonsense just fyi

“im an award winning author” yeah so am i bitch second grade writing contest we all got ribbons

aint so fuckin hard

i mistakenly swiped right on a conservative dude ONCE and now it’s half of what bumble shows me ,,, probably because they think I’m really desperate since I did that and that id settle for a brainless genocidal asshole

this is why my phone doesn’t have so many mcbumbles

i wanna meet the product manager that decided they would sort the available watch face colors by … date

yoshi is totally a hufflepuff