transister.social

have they started making shirts printed backwards so they look right in selfies and tiktoks

🖼️

real men become women

having left her nest to seek out necessary provisions, we here are treated to a rare picture of a ginny out in the wild

hmm should i go to sleep like a good girl or stay up judging all my decisions and choices

oh gee they just both sound so fun and healthy

a very merry mae day to you all

me: *sitting around on her ass*

apple watch: “congratulations on your new fitness record!!”

yeah fuck you too watch

"you're not replaceable, that easily."

thanks for the morale boost im really motivated now so hard

got unfriended on facebook for pointing out the inanity of "you put a cover on your ipad because you value it, so girls should dress modestly and cover themselves"

found a video of me signing up for mastodon a year ago !!

now im bored and cold at the park

someone i was talking to asked if he could say i was his girlfriend and i said sure , what do i care what he says to people I don’t even know

he said i missed his subtext,
i said no he just missed mine

this McDonald’s is one of the new ones that doesn’t let you fill your own soda and im discussing it with my family

im bored at McDonald’s gonna be posting a bunch of nonsense just fyi

“im an award winning author” yeah so am i bitch second grade writing contest we all got ribbons

aint so fuckin hard

i mistakenly swiped right on a conservative dude ONCE and now it’s half of what bumble shows me ,,, probably because they think I’m really desperate since I did that and that id settle for a brainless genocidal asshole

this is why my phone doesn’t have so many mcbumbles

i wanna meet the product manager that decided they would sort the available watch face colors by … date

yoshi is totally a hufflepuff

this week 3 people I worked with closely in the past were all unceremoniously laid off despite being way better at their job than I am at mine

so “doing a good job” won’t work im gonna try “don’t get noticed” for a bit and hope they forget about me, it worked while I was on mental health leave!

oh wow apple watch by default shows grindr pictures you get sent , on the watch face just , without warning, and i was fucking not prepared for that

nor can i imagine that being a good idea under almost any circumstances ffs