transister.social

this week 3 people I worked with closely in the past were all unceremoniously laid off despite being way better at their job than I am at mine

so “doing a good job” won’t work im gonna try “don’t get noticed” for a bit and hope they forget about me, it worked while I was on mental health leave!

oh wow apple watch by default shows grindr pictures you get sent , on the watch face just , without warning, and i was fucking not prepared for that

nor can i imagine that being a good idea under almost any circumstances ffs

minnie minnie mel mel minnie minnie mel mel

be careful i think that girl’s trans so she probably owns a shark

according to my kiddo this Bluey character is transgender, and she insists it’s canonical despite not knowing what “canonical” means

at work:

“i don’t like to use that prefix, its a long story. it involves furries!”

*awkward silence*

“id tell u more but im still working on how to make it even more funny, it’s already pretty good though”

*confused silence*

“i mean it made my therapist laugh and she has NO sense of humor”

*uncomfortable silence*

“I use ‘pico’ because it reminds me of salsa”

coworker finally: “good to have you back mae, it hasn’t been the same without you”

“i dont like salsa but it’s just for fun”

short skirt and long legs, the ginny mae way

“terminally online culture” implies the existence of “gui online culture”

life has been a series of failed insight checks lately

/j mostly :3

ginny mae? more like ginny gay

my kid calls turn-based rpgs “Pokémon-likes” and oh no

im cute as hell

your teeth are your skeleton escaping

“I hate to be blunt”

*enjoys being blunt*

i rarely drink anymore and when i do it fascinates me society decided alcohol would be the legal, socially acceptable(ish) drug

i mean shit a lot of stuff fascinates me when im drunk but still

gender and the city

fun fact (warning ::: not actually fun): i try to keep my pinned posts so they alternate between general interest toots and ones that are like HEY IM TRANS BITCHES

do one thing, every day, that scars you

natural human development

“I’m a world traveler who has been to over 5 countries!”

americans