transister.social

“walk of shame” except i just fell asleep in my work clothes at 8 PM

back at work ive had to explain why i left suddenly and kept having to explain what the hell a fediverse is

i went from saying “fediverse” to “mastodon” to “fake twitter” but now I just call it my “online trans support group” which … isn’t inaccurate

iPhone thinks i care way more than I actually do about light rain : im in fuckin seattle this is not a critical alert mf

my printer started asserting dominance by doing fuck-knows-what but loudly, just randomly throughout the day

can’t turn it off tho what if i need to print or scan

or copy

someone at work asked why people follow me and the best i could think of was “ im usually not very annoying and im really pretty and gay”

gotta update my profile later

when i am into someone i get a heart necklace in their favorite color, a tradition that harkens back literally countless months (too lazy to search my amazon history to count them)

sometimes i imagine my boobs having a conversation about how wild it is they just got signal to grow after so long dormant

told someone even before I was trans I would “dress up butch” when I went to get my car serviced and they just said it was surprising it took decades for me to realize i was a woman

car behind me at mcdonalds honked because i was taking too long but the girl giving me my coffee had a nice necklace with a moon on it and her name was luna so we had a lot of shit to talk about calm down probably-a-cis-person

i don’t get voice assistants or why my apple so desperately wants me to use siri

i dont particularly like talking to people why would i want to talk to my *phone*

talking on my phone is something i actively avoid doing

every time.

every. single. time.

cis parent asking for advice *after* taking their trans teen son on a trip to florida without preparing him AT ALL

yeah i got some fucking advice for you

if you send me an order ship email that links the tracking number to your website and it makes me log in, I don’t know how to finish this but i fucking hate you and you can’t have any shrimp 🍤

since im back to work wednesday i logged onto my work laptop for the first time in a while and sent my manager an email titled “the April mae update!” to let her know im back soon

i feel bad to have deprived them of me
i really do

“chosen gender” do you mean my assigned gender because i didn’t choose anything, i was born a girl and y’all just fucked up the paperwork

i keep posting on the wrong account on my phone i might have to reinstall a mastodon app :3

i dont like pickles (dill issue)

get all those eclipse ide puns out of your system while you can nerds, 20 more years until the next one

some guy told me they sell men’s briefs without the fly so they just have a smooth front

that’s just panties with extra steps!!

just wear panties they’re prettier and also have you considered skirts and transitioning because having tits is banging

i follow 40 accounts that correspond to maybe 15 physical humans and I still can’t always keep up with my timeline lll