transister.social

look up the memes popular one year before you were born.

those are the memes your parents seduced each other with. those memes make your parents horny.

crypto miners DNI

people need to start listening to my advice, i am very wise, and can help you avoid being a giant fucking idiot

i am not motivated in the slightest to participate in cishet society anymore

kinda proud of "go back to the kids table with the rest of the libertarians and eat your dino nuggies"

i slept 14 hours last night

my brain used this enhanced opportunity to dream I wandered around an abandoned office building looking for someone

it even thew in breaks to pee, it was a good stimulation. the light through the windows changed over time, parts of the building smelled different, lots of interactive objects (i stole a lot of pens until i got overencumbered), great frame rate.

anyway i really hope i didn't break into an office building last night, i already have enough pens and need inventory space for coffee right now

age doesn’t matter, you can die at any time

ummm got sincerely asked by someone I was flirting with if i need to be on birth control and I can't decide what followup question to ask him

had my annual review at work and my least favorite part was the 5 minutes of my manager awkwardly telling me she still thinks of me as {deadname}

the barista at work remembered my name

today at work, us gals chatted about shoes and designer pepper spray

"why would he do that?"

idk if I understood why men did anything they did i might still be one

work-hours ginny is emotionally fragile but i have a plan

men: even if your trans girl friend is stronger than you, carry your own luggage from the car to the airport baggage drop

#GinnyDateyTip

sometimes I save a banger post for when I need to find my phone and I can use the notifications to echo locate it

femboy-medicalist (must own and wear at least one skirt to be considered a true femboy)

the problem with guys is all the top tier ones become women because who wants to be a man

first meeting this week and I was asked by my manager, with a fair amount of suspicion, why I was being optimistic and cheerful

it’s not exactly my brand

tbh being watched playing undertale was panic inducing because i am so shitty at video games and i thought i would do better after we switched to playing portal because i beat it before. but no. no, i did not do better.

direct quote: “um i ….. i didnt think you could die yet”

ok I should make fun of myself some too! it's interesting some things I noticed about "relationship ginny":

when i get mad i do embarrassing passive aggressive things and it's **hilariously immature**

like uninstalling the phone game he spent a half hour recommending to me the day before

or removing the sticker for the obscure desktop ball app he talks about constantly from my laptop

or setting fire to all his possessions then throwing the burning debris out my bedroom window