transister.social

I'm filling out some paperwork for medical leave, does anyone know the dx code for "moody bitch"

As i rub snail mucus into my face for my 7-step skin care routine, i stop to consider if my life has changed that much in the past 6 months :genderfluid_potion:

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got my first coordinated transphobia attack and they're **way** less creative than my depersonalization

I yell worse shit at myself before I'm even out of bed in the morning, and I'm a stupid uncreative piece of shit with no value

i promise i'll just go back to posting stupid silly stuff from now on, don't worry

shit, I was supposed to be doing my therapy homework ooops

Ex: "do you have any shoes that aren't gay?"
Me: (snidely) "yes"
*remembers I donated my boy shoes*
Me: (snidely) "no"

we love to give cishet men shit because they're terrible. but remember to extend compassion to male cishet bottoms who got their own struggles

"would you marry her if you got her pregnant?"

we'd have broken some impressive new ground, scientifically speaking. moving on, let's talk about your assumptions

oh we got all kinds of dysphoria here, rejection and gender

last night i drunkenly texted a crush who ghosted me "can I at least know what I did wrong" while crying, how did I last so long pretending to be a boy 😂

you too can be a transfemme egg, poorly coping with society!

this cleverly crafted egg starter kit balances "perform your assigned gender" with a couple fun little treats to keep you "juuuust barely alive".

deluxe models include a pink epilator and starter wig (not pictured)! :hatched_trans_egg:

* alter ego/OCs not included. serving suggestion. actual components may vary. not responsible for effects of shame. dosage varies, consult a trans discord server for more information

my fetish is having cis folk explain why stuff isn't transphobic to me, so yeah I guess maybe being trans is just a kink

I let my ex-wife use my HBO login but I don't want her shitty taste messing up my profile, so I made an "Exwives" profile. For some reason she's mad about sharing a profile with hypothetical women I haven't even married yet, let alone divorced

fuck it i have been radicalized

Kinda being that stereotypical girl and installing Fedora Linux on a Sunday night. Like we do.

shopping at dollar tree with my 8 y.o. who picks out a ton of gender reveal stuff. The cashier asks her if she wants a boy or a girl

"It's a girl, this is for my dad's flag! She's transgender!"

idk if it's just my intersectional trauma but i expend a lot of energy so I can act like i'm okay. and last night i couldn't pretend it anymore so a bunch of crazy shit shot out all at once

ill probably be back to mynormal after the hangover