transister.social

i tried to explain "~" to my brother (dumbed down for cis-ness):

"it doesn't mean anything, you just sprinkle it around where it looks cute~
it's like exclamation points, you can just put them wherever you want"

Therapist: "How'd you decide this new name you're trying out?"

Me: "The wikipedia page describes her as a wolf queen whose form was so beautiful that it robbed men of two-thirds of their valor upon seeing her."

Me: "If that's not transition goals idk what is. btw let me tell you about the war she started when her husband had more wealth than her. A lot of people died!"

worried if I change my profile pic to a real picture of me, I'm so naturally sexy people will assume it's an nsfw account when really I'm a treat for all ages

jesus christ what have we wrought

The barbeque got a little awkward for me when a dude started talking about Joe Rogan but I didn't hit anyone so hey im growing!

Cute AND emotionally stable occasionally
I'm a double threat

or a triple threat if I find where he lives and I

dr: you're due for your tetanus vaccine!

me: oh that's the one that hurts a bunch isn't it :blobfoxcry2:

dr: if you don't like that you really won't like tetanus!

me: bro im not an anti vaxxer I just wanted some ouchie empathy :blobfox_heart_trans:

getting a physical today, he won't do hormone levels but I'm holding off doing my E injection because he probably will do a blood draw and I don't want to waste good estrogen blood

they're wrong about everything else so it figures the right calls us woke when in reality we're a bunch of sleepy girls looking for cozy

(idk if the enbies and boys are as sleepy i don't have a lot of friends)

facebook showed me a "25th reunion" picture of my high school's prom king and queen they posted

the queen is still a total smoke show and the king looks like a monstrous, living thumb

nice

"have you tried discovering that you are trans after decades of trauma?" is life advice ppl get annoyed at fyi.

not sure why it's good advice you gotta start that early in life

When I was cishet, flirting made zero sense to me. I was never able to understand it or how to do it.

Now a stereotypical het flirt is basically "get a guy to talk about himself" ~ that's straightforward. and easy.

💕 (still not good at it but at least i know what's happening some of the times)💕

a cis white dude is explaining his "objective" ML system to evaluate books for fiction publishers

my brain flooded with joy juice when I realized "tech boy" is not my demographic anymore and I don't have to feel second hand embarrassment for dudes anymore

y'all do you ill be over here with my good choices and a quad shot espresso :blobfoxbox:

the cis male behavior of adding smileys to every sentence so you don't look too aggressive 😀

i am sleepy girl who needs cuddles

Tried to get some helpful advice on coming out to my 8 year old and all the Reddit search found was post after post from shitty cis parents unhappy their kid is awesome and that their kids don't have to go through 30 years of misery before figuring out who they were

transition goal: ⌛

achievement unlocked: gender euphoria caused by looking at my closet full of clothes and saying "i have nothing to wear!"

getting self respect sucks you gotta realize how much people shit on you and I already thought people treated me bad

all people are awful and gross why do i even want them in my life

why isn't this warning in the incredibly long handout that came with my estradiol