transister.social

achievement unlocked: gender euphoria caused by looking at my closet full of clothes and saying "i have nothing to wear!"

getting self respect sucks you gotta realize how much people shit on you and I already thought people treated me bad

all people are awful and gross why do i even want them in my life

why isn't this warning in the incredibly long handout that came with my estradiol

someone asked to see my "thick ass" but I don't have one, can I borrow yours?

Wooohoo!!! A while back a magazine interviewed me for a profile story, and it was published today!!!!!!

I'm still early so it's not the cutest picture of me and I know it's silly and a bit of a brag!
but let a girl be excited 😊 :blobhajhugbig:

eggs cracking all over the place

I have a fever and the only prescription is more purses.

( technically the prescription is for estradiol )

i returned a bunch of clothes that didn't fit, and my cashier was a nice trans woman!

I didn't have to pretend they were for someone else AND we both got to complain about womens' sizing being entirely arbitrary :Gaysper_Trans:

my favorite thing to play on the Steam Deck is "Downloads" (it's a built in game). so satisfying to update the apps and see them all disappear. and they keep adding tons of new content :sparkles_trans:

I wonder if Mount Rushmore surprised God

"Oh my me, they actually went through with it! I thought they were joking lol"

Not now "get up and move" reminder (eating a blizzard)

smart watch my ass

This creature was ignoring every human who walked by until me. It tuttled over and put its face right against the cage glass. And stared.

... first time I get clocked and it's by a lizard (literal)
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ikea shipped my order of 3 blahaj but... uh... did i order the wrong size

i think under it all i've always been an optimist and it's pissing me the fuck off

jfc i thought i was having a stroke because everyone in the chat started rot13 encoding their messages

I'm gonna have a party and people will show up and think "what is happening here" because the aesthetic is odd for a grown man. About an hour in I pull the hidden lever, boom: 1000 pink balloons fall from the sky as if summoned from some dangerous unknown

Pink confetti cannons start a small portion of forest on fire. Startled children weep.

"I'm a girl, bitches!" I scream as I ride my jetpack into space (I'm wearing a jetpack).

*that's* a gender reveal

sheesh cis ppl have no imagination

Hey there cutie... let's turn that they/them into we/us :cat_heart_eyes_trans:

fine i give up i'm playing celeste

this afternoon i was at the pharmacy and a guy in line kept giving me a weird look

then at the bank, the people were very suspiciously interested in being nice and helpful to me

it was only when i got home that i remembered that i had, much earlier, put in a few unicorn hair clips (well, one's a hippo)

[btw wearing cute hair clips make me ~very~ happy :sparkles_trans: ]