transister.social

I originally just thought it was funny that all my ex girlfriends have now had a bi fling before they got married but I don't think I had very normal relationships and also all 5 married the next person they dated and I bet it even felt like going back to dating guys

I provided these women an important service at a critical time in their lives, and in an approachable and less sexually confusing way. I'm awesome, and selfless, and should have dated more.

I just bit my thumb really hard while eating. I will not be taking questions at this time

One of the first things elbow said when he bought twunker was he'd increase the character count.

Why the fuck do people think it's an actually good idea? You do realize he's never had a single one so aren't you a little suspicious?!?

Limitations are the point; they encourage both a certain style of communication and creativity.

Shit why not get rid of text altogether and make everyone post videos that are 15 seconds or shorter and

🧠: Hmm, I think this JOIN is duplicating data...

🧠: Ok so not at this stage, hmmm, check this other script...

🧠: JUST WORK THAT BODY WORK THAT BODY MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HURT NOBODY

of course I'm a real girl, I just had a boy explain my joke to me

a bit of a brag but I'm really good at video gammes (getting killed by skeleton parts)

tbh i am not good at skyrim, i think this is still the tutorial and i've also set myself on fire

I'm not on Twitter anymore so sometimes I miss news, did they figure out what the fuck is wrong with men yet

not sure if i'm more excited to get: my steam deck or nail polish.

probably nail polish so it dries in time to use my steam deck ~ im smart :QueerCat_Trans:

The cashier asked me "would you like..." and I couldn't hear what the rest was and instead of my goto (staring at her until she repeats herself) I said no.

*buzzer sounds*

"What is the reason I'm carrying all the groceries to my car without a bag, Alex. And let's stay with 'Reasons I'm Dumb', for $400."

"Alright here we go: A pretty girl .... "

Me: "that's a win/win"

Ex: "A win/win is not where you win twice"

Sometimes in conversations I'm slow to respond because one of my thoughts has turned itself into a musical number

#actuallyautistic

A friend on Facebook did Math and statistically in my entire state there should be between 3 and 30 people I'm compatible with, so I'm googling how to set it up so someone comes to check on your pets in case you die alone. Or I'm adopting a very large snake.

I have two options, life is truly a cornucopia.

Glad I didn't get laid off for obvious reasons, but also because I didn't want to replace my phone and doorbell.

(For stupid reasons these are technically the property of my employer.)

transfemmes are so bashful you have to wait until the third date to get the url of their webcomic

At some point soon I'll need to come out to a hairstylist.

It's awesome when one of y'all feels comfortable to change to using a photo profile pic but I lose all context on who someone is when their little anime face goes away 🥸

In today's "mind of a cis boy lol": I read through one of my journals from 2 years ago, shortly after my divorce.

I did a LOT more research than I remember on both dating internationally to get onto 90 Day Fiance, and pursuing being a sugar daddy of some kind / how much sugar I'd need to have.

I seem to have left it off when I realized women are expensive to rent.

Good job, cishet me.

hmu if you also read ootd as 'oooo-tuh-dee' we have so many abbreviations to talk about

oooo! I just thought of a good question to include in the reply I'm writing to this girl. This is totally going to be worth the two days I've spent on it.

All four sentences are going to be perfect